#why are there like ten versions of swapfell

[blackkat15]

THIS IS MY EXCLUDED LIST I HAVE TO PUT IN JUST TO GET TO OG PAPYRUS (plus getting rid of Sans/Reader and Papyrus/Sans/Reader and Papyrus/Sans [FONTCEST IS FUCKING DISGUSTING] {I forgot to add Horrortale to the list too :p})

My results from today

and the top result was my own work

I DON'T LIKE WADING THROUGH THE OVERSATURATED AU LIST JUST TO GET TO OG PAPYRUS

Trying to find some Papyrus x Reader fanfics and all I find are alternate universe Papyruses.

I want classic Papyrus not these other bitches.

I have forgotten how many fucking AUs there are and the convoluted lore around them.

I JUST WANT CLASSIC PAPYRUS!

[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

Skeletons don't have eyelashes....

S/O decides to give the main 10 skeles those cute fake eye lashes.

Undertale Sans - He's working his puppy eyes even more after that. Sans masters the art of slow pitiful blinking in a surprisingly short time. See? When he wants to do things, he can. Even if it's really so you don't scream at him for emptying the fridge during the night.

Undertale Papyrus - Well not only he puts the eyelashes, but he's getting himself a beautiful blond wig, a sexy dress, and high heels. Papyrus feels fabulous today and he's definitely going to show off his beautiful body in front of Undyne and Alphys. The only problem now is how you're going to convince him to take everything off. Good luck with that.

Underswap Sans - He's not a big fan. He did it only to please you and he's looking at you with defiance. See? He did it. Is he free to do something else now? He leaves, sobbing you, not noticing all the remaining eyelashes are stuck to his jacket.

Underswap Papyrus - Oh no. You were trying to explain to him how to put them, but he's way too clumsy for that and now the eyelashes are inside of his socket and he can't get it them off. Throwing his fingers in his eyes definitely didn't help either with the problem. You're not sure how you're going to explain this to Alphys when you go to save him later that day.

Underfell Sans - He kinda didn't understand it was eyelashes so he used them as eyebrows. Angry eyebrows. He looks like some Wish version of mad Frida Kahlo now, which is actually hilarious. Except he's not laughing. He didn't appreciate and you mocking him is annoying him even more. He's grumpy for the rest of the day.

Underfell Papyrus - You insist he wears a red dancing dress but he doesn't want to. It actually looks good on him, he looks a bit less angry, and well, maybe it's turning you on a little. However, all you will win is a "YOU ARE A WEIRD HUMAN." and a huff as he leaves the room some minutes later, losing interest.

Horrortale Sans - He's mostly confused about what's going on since he forgot he has eyelashes after ten minutes. He can see Willow is staring at his face, struggling not to laugh, with you clearly seeing something he doesn't see and he gets a little defensive. What? He has something on his face or something? He's even more confused when you both suddenly burst into laughter after he said that. Oak hisses at you both and goes to pout in the horse stable.

Horrortale Papyrus - He's cringing so hard because it's reminding him of his (very) edgy teenage years and that's definitely a period of his life he wishes to forget forever. Apparently, Oak remembers it too because he immediately points at his face, smirking. Of course, he would forget half of his life but not these three embarrassing years of his life to embarrass him even more. Oak calls him Edge Lord all day and you're a bit confused why Willow seems so mad.

Swapfell Sans - It was supposed to be a prank but now you're just jealous. Turns out that's actually not the first time he's doing that and that he's crazy good with makeup, way more than you, which makes him look incredible. You are defeated. Nox smirks at you and tells you that he can put makeup on you to appease all the salt he can see in your eyes.

Swapfell Papyrus - You understand you made a mistake in giving him several pairs of eyelashes when he comes out of his room wearing all of them, everywhere on his face. Rus acts like it's perfectly normal and worse, refuses to take them off for three days. It could have lasted longer if it hadn't been for Nox blocking him in a bone cage to get them off his head himself. What can he say? Not everybody has his sense of fashion. No need to be salty losers over it.

Fellswap Gold Sans - He never thought about this and he's glad it's actually looking good on him. Now he can look even more scandalous and genderfluid to make his conservative Karen neighbor even more furious by showing off in front of her children. He laughs like an epic villain. You're not too sure why though.

Fellswap Gold Papyrus - He's a bit unsure about this, fleeing your stare. At the first compliment, he turns entirely purple and then starts to frantically search for a way to hide from you. He can't take too much compliments or he explodes.

[happyhearthooligan]

Master List Oct Edition 2019

(2/2)

This half contains the Yandere Month Special, Classic Undertale headcanons, Multiple AU asks, other headcanons that didn’t quite fit the first half, and franstastic-ideas’ other posts

The first half contains AU-centric headcanons excluding Classic Undertale

franstastic-ideas - October Content (Continued)

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Yandere Month

Oct 3

Frisk is on an ambassador trip?

Mafia Yandere hcs on both our sweet Frans ♡

Yandere King Sans and his Lady Ambassador!

Cryptozoologist Frans but… yandere~

More yandere for me please! have you heard of Echofell?

What about Murder Frans (Murder Sans x Frisk)

Ink x Draw? (InkSans x InkFrisk) but yandere???

Yandere Error x Core?

Horrortale brothers in the least to most nuttiest yandere spectrum?

These are my questions about the yandere skeletons…

Oct 4

Yandere version of the Convergence AU?

Any headcanons for yandere Storyshift bros?

Yandere lamia??

Oct 6 - How about a yandere Frister?

Oct 9

Haven’t really seen much yandere!G!Sans. Could you do that?

Yandere Headcanons on Nightmare and Dream?

If a female touched his lady as a platonic gesture? (Yandere!G)

If G!Frisk somehow found out how Yandere G can be

Oct 10 - Yandere Outertale?

Oct 22

Yandere cuddles with the Swap brothers

What would Yandere Dance be like

Oct 23

So what about a yandere Dusttale story

What would Yandere WraithTale Sans do with Rosalyn

Killing is extremely rare and saved for severe occasions

Oct 24 - If Chara escaped and Papyrus was unable to find her?

Oct 27 - "He wouldn’t sleep until she was found"

Classic Undertale

Oct 1

Imagine Sans never confessing

Frisk & Chara hear a lot of puns and knock-knock jokes from Toriel

Why does UT Chara hate humanity?

Does Frisk or Chara have a backstory

Thoughts on Asgore and Toriel coming back together

Oct 2 - Canon fact or a fan theory, Frisk fell 100 years, after Chara

Oct 3

Some Papyrus x Chara x Asriel hcs

Chasriel and Frans double date?

Oct 4

Frisk and Sans reconcile after getting into an argument?

How about some Gaster x Frisk x Sans hijinks?

Accidentally ripping your pants in front of your S/O

Oct 5

Other than losing Frisk, what does Sans fear?

Is Chara a tsundere?

Oct 6 - Why did UT Frisk climb the mountain?

Oct 8 - Sans’s Reaction to Papara In a Nutshell

Oct 9 - If Frisk did a genocide run and she had to kill Sans?

Oct 10

Frisk can flirt with Goat Mom and canonically flirts with Papyrus

Why Sans was creeping around before introducing himself?

Oct 11 - What are Frisk and Sans’ favorite seasons

Oct 12

UT Frisk as someone who flirts with pretty much everyone

Is UT Sans was a bit more eccentric and wild about his work?

Would Pap ask Chara about letting him in the Royal Guard?

Oct 14

What does Papyrus think of Grillby himself?

Do the Charas like to play with their Asriel's ears?

Asriel will state that Chara "wasn't the greatest person’

How do you think Asriel and Papyrus feel about each other overall?

"Prone to random bouts of stupidity when Chara is involved."

"And they have to share". Do you mean Chara or that one braincell?

When Asriel and Papyrus are competing, how does Chara react?

Chara's reaction to Sans’ secretly trolling Pap online would be?

Oct 21 - Do the skeletons have peeves that their human lover does?

Oct 22

How would Gaster and Sans respond to a third rival

How Frisk/Chara felt about Alphys’ crush on Toriel and Asgore?

Undertale cuddles? o3o I want more of those!

How you think Frans would spend a rainy day

How about surprise kisses? Chara initiating their first kiss?

Would Chara be the one to tell Papyrus about his cooking?

Has Sans or Papyrus seen natural disasters while on the surface?

Would Chara tell Pap Undyne’s feelings of him and the Royal Guard

Oct 23

Can we have some of that Frister cuddles?

What would Sans and Mettaton's relationship be?

In Undyne and Alphys' wedding. Frisk caught the bouquet!

Frisk/Chara receive X-rays. How do their boyfriends see it?

Papyrus with a human anatomy book of undeniable proof

Oct 26 - If Frisk put herself on a near death state to save someone?

Oct 27 - Paps has told a skele-ton of puns in the game

Oct 28

"Papyrus thinks his jokes are better than Sans’s." Does Sans agree?

Do you think that Chara met Dr. Gaster?

Perhaps Sans and Flowey aren’t the only ones aware of the resets

How do you think Chara behaved at first towards the Dreemurrs?

Papyrus' reaction was when he found out that MK was a fan of his?

Oct 29

When you check the family photo, Chara's response would be "..."

Do you think that Chara cuddled with Asriel?

Oct 30 - "Papyrus feels the need to inspect them… just in case."

Multiple AU Headcanons

Oct 1 - More Gpapara headcanons please! Child of the ruins too?

Oct 2 - Frans AUs reacts to Frisk suddenly dying and not resetting?

Oct 6 - Is Gaster Sans' older brother in these AUs or something else

Oct 8

In order from least to most, who are the ten biggest tsunderes

UT Frisk and US Chara when bfs are telling puns to other women?

Minus HT Sans, who are the most protective/possessive?

Oct 9

Skelebros react to someone very openly checking out their ladies?

Soft UT Papara, soft househusband Green, and soft UF Papara

With each Papara and Frans couple, who kissed who first?

Oct 10

Skelehusbands favorite places to kiss on their wives?

What would Older/Married Skelehusbands give to Younger selves?

Seeing his favorite human trying on his scarf

How do the Sanses react once Frisk starts aging...

What would their skeleton lovers react to "that time of the month"?

Oct 11

How do the Sanses feel if Frisk had a previous love interest...

UF, US, and SF Sans and Frisk are pregnant but the girls don't know

Would Soul sensing be the same in reverse?

Aww, man. I was hoping for them to freak out or something

Where do their wives like to kiss their favorite skeleton?

Lol, I can only imagine how freaked out they'd get. :3

If “previous love interest” caused Frisk to have a negative reaction?

Oct 12

Do the Frisks squish their Sans' faces?

What if the first kisses where started by the cutiebones’ lovers?

Do any of the Frans/Papara couples get into arguments

Is there a human that likes the Gaster AUs?

How did each version of Sans and Papyrus go about soulmates

When did the Sanses realize that they were in love with their Frisk?

Chara had to deal with their ex-lover. Papyrus' response??

Oct 13 - Most Papyri refer to themselves as "the Great Papyrus”…

Oct 22 - Frisk/Chara with whom they refer to as a "boy friend"?

Oct 27 - Have the Sanses/Swap Papyruses always liked bad jokes?

Oct 29

Do UT Chara/US Frisk have doubts that the Royal Family loved them?

Frans/Papara confessions where Frisk/Chara confess?

Chara responds to receiving a bouquet of flowers/chocolate

Other Headcanons

Oct 1

Monster Hunter Chara and Monster Papyrus?

Can I ask for FellGFrans? or FellGPap?

Persephone/hades-esque headcanons for both Frans and Papara

Would HT Frisk ever fall in love despite him keeping her captive?

Oct 2

Your pacifist horrortale...but swapped?

Reaper and Frisk as Hades and Persephone X3

Oct 3 - I was wondering if you’ve heard of an AU called Farmtale

Oct 4

A modern war AU where Sans is a spy and so is Frisk

Any HorrorFrans/Papara hcs you could share with us?

About that Lamia AU... what would be the next step to courting

Horrorswap Papara please

Oct 6

Is Gaster Sans' older brother in these aus or something else

Snippets from Feeling Bonely without you?

Wild West AU love triangle between Grillby, Chara and Papyrus.

Skeleton bachelors in the HarvestTale/FarmTale soul events

Oct 10 - Horrorswap Papara proposal

Oct 12 - In Outertale, Sans shows Frisk where shooting stars fly by

Oct 13 - What is Henri's relationship with Frisk?

Oct 20 - What's your ideas about Core! Frisk and Error?

Oct 21

Headcanons for semisolidmind’s Aslyumswap

Narrator-Chara AU headcanons?

“The Villain I Appear To Be,” does Frisk feel remorse for hurting Sans

Oct 22

Swapfell Papara/Frans cuddles?

If the Convergence AU was a Papara reverse harem?

Oct 23

More cuddles! Outertale Papara/Frans?

AUs where Chara and Frisk are "joined at the soul” explanation

Oct 28 - "Chara and Frisk are attached via soul", an alternate view…

Other types of posts

Oct 1

Written Horrortale, Gastertale, or Underlust Papara?

Punctuation

Is this Reapertale? Or maybe it’s Greektale…?

Can we take one of your prompts and write a fic of it too?

How to be you???

Written HCs on love confessions or marriage proposals?

A recount of my AUs:

Your thoughts of HCs for the Six-Bones AU?

Oct 2

Have you read  “Sooner Or Later You’re Gonna Be Mine”

How’d you do that?

Reading through your posts about Crypto!Frisk, and I wanna say…

Oct 3 - Is Frister a ship exclusive to Cryptozoologist au?

Oct 4 - Opinion about the Papyton (Papyrus x Mettaton) ship?

Oct 5 - Just imagine Flowey having the voice of Lil Gideon.

Oct 8 - Good news! My application’s been accepted

Oct 10

Would you ever be willing to write a Papyrus x Frisk fic?

Would it be okay if you could write about yandere Flowerfell?

Oct 12

I heard Flowerfell was based off of the writer and his partner

If you were to choose between Frans and Papara

Oct 21

Welcome back friend! how was your break?

HEY! It's been a while how are you doing?

Welcome back! Hope things have been well! :3

Are all AUs accepted here?

Oct 22

How do you feel with Monster Kid x Frisk?

Why do you like the idea of Chara being evil? (no hate)

Thoughts on Friskriel?

Rosalyn makes me think you don't like tsundere characters

Oct 23

When a tsundere character becomes abusive

I actually have the same feelings about Tsundere

‘I hate all tsunderes and everyone that likes the trope’, is not true.

Opinion of the AUs where Chara and Frisk are joined at the soul?

I don’t have many headcanons about the characters of Deltarune

Oct 24 - About the Author

Oct 26 - Status Update 10/26

Oct 27

Why you should share your ideas with the world

Do you know Ragnartale by @naomyart ?

Oct 28

I have a phobia of injections

Well, it’s over and done with, until next year at least.

All the stories I wrote in the past, I still have them

Oct 29 - I think one of the most insulting responses you can get

Oct 30

Hey there! Where can I read your stories?

Sometimes my mother will ask about how my writing’s going

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November's list is going to be of a similar size to this, so expect the next one being split into two as well!

[franstastic-ideas]

Master List Oct Edition (2/2)

This half contains Yandere Month Special, Classic Undertale Headcanons, Multiple AU asks, other headcanons that didn’t quite fit the first half, and Franstastic-Ideas’ more personal posts

The first half contains AU-centric headcanons excluding UT

Yandere Month—————————————

Oct 3

Frisk is on an ambassador trip?

Mafia Yandare hcs on both our sweet frans ♡

yandare King Sans and his Lady Ambassador!

cryptozoologist frans but ... yandare~

more yandare for me please! have you heard of echofell?

what about Murder Frans (Murder Sans x Frisk)

Ink x Draw? (InkSans x InkFrisk) but yandare???

Yandare Error x Core?

Where do the Horrortale brothers fall in the least to most nuttiest yandere spectrum?

These are my questions about the yandere skeletons [1. reasonability, 2. saying No, etc]

Oct 4 

yandere version of the convergence AU?

Any headcanons for yandere storyshift bros.?

yandare lamia??.

Oct 6 - How about a yandare frister?

Oct 9

Haven’t really seen much yandere!G!Sans. Could you do that?

Yandere Headcannons on Nightmare and Dream right?

But, what if a female touched his lady as a platonic gesture? (Yandere!G)

If G!Frisk would somehow found out how Yandere G can be if needed to

Oct 10 - yandere outertale?

Oct 22

yandare cuddles with the swap brothers 

What would Yandere Dance be like

Oct 23

So what about a yandere Dusttale sotry

What would Yandere WraithTale Sans do with Rosalyn

Killing is extremely rare and saved for severe occasions in my yandere-verse

Oct 24 - If Chara escaped and Papyrus was unable to find her?

Oct 27 - "he wouldn’t sleep until she was found"

Classic Undertale————————————

Oct 1

imagine Sans never confessing 

Frisk and Chara hear a lot of puns and knock-knock jokes from Toriel

why does UT Chara hate humanity?

Does Frisk or Chara have a backstory

thoughts on Asgore and Toriel coming back together

Oct 2 - canon fact or a fan theory, Frisk fell 100 years, after Chara

Oct 3

some papyrus x chara x asriel hcs

chasriel and frans double date?

Oct 4

Frisk and Sans reconcile after getting into an argument?

how about some gaster x frisk x sans hijinks?

Accidentally ripping your pants in front of your S/O

Oct 5

Other than losing Frisk, what does Sans fear?

Is Chara a tsundare?

Oct 6 - Why did UT Frisk climb the mountain?

Oct 8 - Sans’s Reaction to Papara In a Nutshell

Oct 9 - If Frisk did a genocide run and she had to kill Sans?

Oct 10

Frisk can flirt with Goat Mom and canonically flirts with Papyrus

why Sans was creeping around before introducing himself?

Oct 11 - What are frisk and sans’ favorite seasons

Oct 12

UT Frisk as someone who flirts with pretty much everyone

Is UT Sans was a bit more eccentric and wild about his work?

Would Pap ask Chara about letting him in the Royal Guard?

Oct 14

What does Papyrus think of Grillby himself?

Do you think that the Charas liked to play with their Asriel's ears?

Ariel will state that Chara "wasn't the greatest person’

How do you think Asriel and Papyrus feel about each other overall?

"prone to random bouts of stupidity when Chara is involved."

"And they have to share". Do you mean Chara or that one braincell?

When Asriel and Papyrus are competing, how does Chara react?

Chara's reaction to Sans’ secretly trolling Pap online would be?

Oct 21 - do the skeletons have peeves that their human lover does?

Oct 22

How would Gaster and Sans respond to a third rival

How Frisk/Chara felt about Alphys’ crush on Toriel and Asgore?

Undertale cuddles? o3o i want more of those!

How you think frans would spend a rainy day

How about surprise kisses? Chara initiating their first kiss?

Would Chara be the one to tell Papyrus about his cooking?

Has Sans or Papyrus seen natural disasters while on the surface?

Would Chara tell Pap Undyne’s feelings of him and the Royal Guard

Oct 23

can we some of that Frister cuddles?

What would Sans and Mettaton's relationship be?

in Undyne and Alphys' wedding. Frisk caught the bouquet!

Frisk/Chara receive x-rays. How do their boyfriends see it?

Papyrus with a human anatomy book of undeniable proof

Oct 26 - If frisk put herself on a near death state to save someone?

Oct 27 - Paps has told a skele-ton of puns in the game

Oct 28

"Papyrus thinks his jokes are better than Sans’s." Does Sans agree?

Do you think that Chara met Dr. Gaster?

Perhaps Sans and Flowey aren’t the only ones aware of the resets

How do you think Chara behaved at first towards the Dreemurrs?

Papyrus' reaction was when he found out that MK was a fan of his?

Oct 29

When you check the family photo, Chara's response would be "..."

Do you think that Chara cuddled with Asriel?

Oct 30 - "Papyrus feels the need to inspect them… just in case."

Multiple AU Headcanons—————————

Oct 1 - More gpapara headcanons please! child of the ruins hcs too?

Oct 2 - Frans aus reacts to Frisk suddenly dying and not resetting?

Oct 6 - Is Gaster Sans' older brother in these aus or something else

Oct 8

In order from least to most, who are the ten biggest tsundere

UT Frisk and US Chara when bfs are telling puns to other women?

Minus HT Sans, who are the most protective/possessive?

Oct 9

skelebros react to someone very openly checking out their ladies?

soft UT papara, soft househusband green, and soft UF papara

With each Papara and Frans couple, who kissed who first?

Oct 10

skelehusbands favorite places to kiss on their wives?

What would Older/Married Skelehusbands give to Younger selves?

how sanses react once frisk starts aging and eventually pass away?

what would their skeleton lovers react to "that time of the month"?

Oct 11

How the sanses feel if frisk had a previous love interest that broke off

UF, US, and SF Sans and Frisk are pregnant but the girls don't know

would Soul sensing be the same in reverse? 

Aww, man. I was hoping for them to freak out or something

Where to their wives like to kiss their favorite skeleton?

Lol, I can only imagine how freaked out they'd get. :3

If “previous love interest” caused Frisk to have a negative reaction?

Oct 12

Do the Frisks squish their Sans' faces?

what if the first kisses where started by the cutiebones’ lovers?

Do any of the Frans/Papara couples get into arguments

Is there a human that likes the Gaster AUs? 

How did each version of Sans and Papyrus go about soulmates

When did the Sanses realize that they were in love with their Frisk?

Chara had to deal with their ex-lover. How each Papyrus respond?

Oct 13 - Most Papyri refer themselves as "the great Papyrus”…

Oct 22 - Frisk/Chara with whom they refer to as a "boy friend"? 

Oct 27 - Have the Sanses/Swap Papyruses always liked bad jokes?

Oct 29

Do UT Chara/US Frisk had doubts that the Royal Family loved them?

Frans/Papara confessions where Frisk/Chara confess?

Chara responds to receiving a bouquet of flowers/chocolate

Other Headcanons————————————

Oct 1

Monster Hunter Chara and Monster Papyrus?

can I ask for FellGFrans? or FellGPap?

Persephone/hades-esque headcanons for both frans and papara 

Would HT Frisk ever fall in love despite him keeping her captive?

Oct 2

your pacifist horrortale...but swapped?

Reaper and Frisk as Hades and Persephone X3

Oct 3 - I was wondering if you’ve heard of an AU called Farmtale

Oct 4

a modern war AU where Sans is a spy and so is Frisk

any horrorfrans/papara hcs you could share with us?

About that Lamia AU... what would be the next step to courting

Horrorswap Papara please

Oct 6

Is Gaster Sans' older brother in these aus or something else

snippets from Feeling Bonely without you?

Your wild west au love triangle between Grillby, Chara and Papyrus.

skeleton bachelors in the HarvestTale/FarmTale soul events

Oct 12 - In outertale, sans shows frisk where shooting stars fly by

Oct  20 - What's your ideas about Core! Frisk and Error? 

Oct 21

Headcanons for semisolidmind’s Aslyumswap

Narrator-Chara AU head cannons?

“The Villain I Appear To Be,” does Frisk feel remorse for hurting sans

Oct 22

Swapfell papara/frans cuddles?

If the Convergence AU was a Papara reverse harem?

Oct 23

more cuddles! outertale papara/frans?

In the AUs where Chara and Frisk are "joined at the soul” explanation

Oct 28 - "Chara and Frisk are attached via soul", an alternate view…

Personal Thoughts————————————

Oct 1

Written Horrortale, Gastertale, or Underlust Papara?

Punctuation

Is this Reapertale? Or maybe it’s Greektale…?

can we take one of your prompts and write a fic of it too?

how to be you???

written HCs on love confessions or marriage proposals?

A recount of my AUs:

Your thoughts of HCs for the Six-Bones AU?

Oct 2

Have you read  “Sooner Or Later You’re Gonna Be Mine”

Reading through your posts about Crypto!Frisk, and I wanna say…

Oct 3 - Is Frister a ship exclusive to Cryptozoologist au?

Oct 4 - Opinion about the Papyton (Papyrus x Mettaton) ship?

Oct 5 - Just imagine Flowey having the voice of Lil Gideon.

Oct 8 - Good news! My application’s been accepted

Oct 10

Would you ever be willing to write a Papyrus x Frisk fic?

Would it be okay if you could write about yandere Flowerfell?

Oct 12

I heard Flowerfell was based off of the writer and his romantic parter

if you were to choose between Frans and Papara

Oct 21

welcome back friend! how was your break?

HEY! It's been a while how are you doing?

Welcome back! Hope things have been well! :3

Are all AUs accepted here?

Oct 22

How do you feel with Monster kid x Frisk?

why do you like the idea of chara being evil? (no hate)

Thoughts on Friskriel?

Rosalyn makes me think you dont like tsundere characters

Oct 23

When a thunder character becomes abusive

I actually have the same feelings about Tsundere

‘I hate all tsunderes and everyone that likes the trope’, is not true.

Opinion of the AU's where Chara and Frisk are joined at the soul?

I don’t have too many headcanons about the characters of Deltarune

Oct 24 - About the Author

Oct 26 - Status Update 10/26

Oct 27

Why you should share your ideas with the world

Do you know Ragnartale by @naomyart ?

Oct 28

I have a phobia of injections

Well, it’s over and done with, until next year at least.

All the stories I wrote in the past, I still have them

Oct 29 - I think one of the most insulting responses you can get

Oct 30

Hey there! Where can I read your stories?

Sometimes my mother will ask about how my writing’s going

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Holy... Cow! This took a while. But, November's list looks like it's going to be of a similar size to this, so expect the next one being split into 2 as well!

[sleepyfan-blog]

power suppression either error or nightmare, or both i'm just curious what would happen if either of them get their powers suppressed

Power Suppression

Fandom: Underverse

Characters: Nightmare, Error, Ink, XGaster

Warnings: Power Suppression

Word count: 2,111

Summary: Error and Nightmare wake up in cells facing one another, in an AU that neither of them recognize.

Nightmare knew as soon as he opened his eyes that something was terribly wrong. For one thing, he could see clearly out of both of his eye lights, the second… He felt lighter than he had in a very long time. The third thing was that it was very dark wherever the hell he was currently. The last thing that he remembered was fighting Dream and Cross - the two of them escaping to places unknown as he and Killer just barely failed to go through the portal after them. Once he got his hands on Cross, that miserable fucking traitor was going to regret ever betraying him - then again, he’d been fucked around with by that Gaster of his timeline, so his decisions might not have entirely been his own.

He stood up, moving towards the pale source of light, stumbling a little and hissing as he realized that the source of the light was a magical force field that when touched - forced him back a couple of inches and stung.

In the pale white, flickering light, Nightmare glanced down at his hands, realizing that he was no longer covered in the tarry substance of the corruption that the negative apples had. His bones were white and he was… He was wearing his original outfit. Including - as he felt the top of his head - the golden circlet with the crescent shaped cut in the middle of it. Panic filled him as he tried to summon his tendrils, feeling something shift just outside of his full perception and agony shock through him, originating from his neck, wrists and ankles, driving the lord of darkness to his knees. He choked back the shriek of agony - not wanting to give his captors the satisfaction of hearing him react in pain.

Once the pain faded from his body and Nightmare could move - the fallen guardian of Negativity sat up, scowling as he tried to figure out just where he was. From what he could see of the hallway outside of his cell, all he could see was a white hallway in black trim. The color of the force field was strange - as in every AU he’d visited that had such magical tech, they were either light blue if they were a tale or a swap based AU, or red if he was in a fell or swapfell based AU. Occasionally it would be a light shade of violet in swap fells, but that was unusual. But never this over-bright white color.

Nightmare studied the magical shackles on his wrists, using the light to get a better look at them - noting the intricate carving of the runes that kept his powers suppressed and locked away. At least it meant that they hadn’t somehow taken the powers of the many apples he’d consumed from him. He had his power, though it was out of reach. He sat down and looked at the shackles on his ankles, finding much the same. Both sets of restraints were completely smooth - there wasn’t a groove or keyhole revealing a weakness that he might be able to exploit in trying to get them off. Not that there was much in the cell he’d been locked into - just a small cot fused to the floor, the material dark in color - and when Nightmare dragged the mattress he’d been laying on, it revealed to be the same flat black color as was on the trim on the walls outside.

Nightmare could very dimly sense someone close by. Having literally nothing else to do - and deciding that he was going to see if there was someone in the cell facing his - he called out (hating how light and soft his voice sounded in this weak form) “Hello? Is there anyone else down here?” Perhaps he could play the innocent, confused victim and con his captors into letting him go. Then he would make them suffer for daring do this to him. He knew for a fact that Dream hadn’t done this to him - for one thing, the other would never think to suppress his powers - and the second is that the other would be hovering at his side, waiting for the very moment that he woke up in order to try to talk.

He heard an agonized groan from the cell opposite of his, and the familiar figure of one glitchy outcode came into view. “WhErE tHE fUCk Am I? WhO aRE yOu?”

“I have no idea where we are - as for who I am… I’d rather not get into that right now.” Nightmare responded, not wanting to reveal who he was to Error just yet. “What’s important is - can you access your powers? I have some sort of… Restrictors on me that keep me from trying to teleport out of here - and there’s nothing in here that I can use to try to get out of them, either.” He’s never seen such an achromatic place like this before. Is… Was he dragged to an AU he’s never known before? By who, and for what purpose? Nightmare hated the lack of control, but was doing his best to suppress his emotional reactions. He won’t give them the satisfaction. “I have just a little bit of my passive abilities, but nothing more, as far as I can tell.”

“Of coUrSe I-” Error started, voice rough and staticky with irritation, before pausing for a moment. Less then a second later, the other let out a glitched yell of pain, and Nightmare noted that the other had fallen over backwards, completely stiff his arms and legs stiff and straight.

The lord of negativity waited patiently for the other to wake up, tapping one of his bare feet against the cool tile, keeping a regular beat inside his mind, finding that it took the other at least ten minutes to start to react again, groaning and shuddering on the floor, and another five to struggle up into a sitting position “I am sorry - I had just been about to warn you not to try to use your powers too much - the cuffs that they put on both of us caused me pain when I tried to use them.” He wasn’t really sorry - but pretending otherwise would hopefully encourage a sense of camaraderie between the both of them - so that if the other managed to escape his cell, it was less likely that Error would leave him to rot.

“HoW cOmE I didn’t h-hear yoU scReAmIng eArLIer?” Error demanded, squinting at him through the force fields “yOu LoOk LiKe A sWaP iN stRAnGe cLOtheS? WhAt Au ArE yOU fRoM?”

“You wouldn’t have heard of it, even if I told you. None of the outcodes have ever visited my AU… Not that there’s much left of it. It was destroyed long ago.” Nightmare responded factually. He sincerely doubted that Dream would have ever brought Ink to the shattered remains of their timeline - and while he did use it as his main base, he didn’t trust any of the outcodes enough to even think about taking them there. “I… I didn’t scream when the pain hit me. I-I didn’t want to give them the satisfaction of hearing me in pain.”

“fAIr eNOUgh. HoW dO yOU knOW whO I aM iF nO oNe HaS bEEn tO yoUR tIMELinE?” Error pressed, continuing to squint at Nightmare, arms crossed over his chest as he glared at him suspiciously. “I wILl fINd A wAY oUT anD tHEn I wIlL mUrdEr thE wOrtHLEss gLIitcHEs WhO cAUghT mE.”

Nightmare was about to give a version of the truth - something about Dream having visited his timeline on his own before - when both of them  heard the sound of a door opening, and two sets of footsteps.

“And I am telling you, with Overwrite and your knowledge of their powers, neither one of them has had the ability to escape, my dear friend.” A smooth, low voice that neither of the two caged and currently powerless beings recognized reassured. “Their code is unusual - it will take me time to reprogram them into more useful tools. If you would allow me to look at the negative one’s other half, I am sure that I would be able to reshape both of them. I am unsure if I can fix… Nightmare? I believe that’s what you called him? Without Dream being present as well. They are bound together in a way that I have never seen anywhere in the multiverse before.”

“And I told you, XGaster, he’s in the omega timeline, and having both of them in the same timeline will cause issues that you cannot handle easily. Dream is by far the weaker of the two of them, but his positive aura will win over your people to his side. It’s part of how his powers work - and Nightmare will be far more stubborn if we have Dream here. And Dream won’t trust me if I bring him here.” Ink responded, shaking his head a little.

Error screamed at Ink “YOU SON OF A BITCH LE-LE-LET ME OUT OF HE-HERE RIGHT NOW! G-GET THESE F-FUCKING CUFFS OFF OF ME, AND YOUR D-DE-DEATH WILL BE FAST YOU MIS-MISERABLE SQUID! I WILL TEAR APART YOUR FA-FA-FAVORITE AUS LI-LINE BY LI-LINE!” He threw himself repeatedly at the force field of the cage, as if hoping to bash through it by sheer force of will, hissing in pain with every strike.

“I had given you a chance to join our game, Error. You refused to play.” Ink responded, his eye lights, flat white circles as he stared down at the other, as the glitch trembled and thrashed on the floor. He glanced over at Nightmare, a small twitch of his lips upwards, as if feeling a pale shade of amusement. Not that the other was actually feeling anything. “You really do look a lot like Dream. You’re almost… Sweet in this form, Nightmare.” The guardian of creativity walked over, staring at him.

“Why is Dream’s trust something that you are after, friend? I can give you what it is you truly want and desire. His aura is only effective when you are in his presence, and the light emotions make you weak.” The Gaster pointed out, resting a hand lightly on one of Ink’s shoulders.

“Dream’s presence helps to bolster my positive popularity, which allows me greater access to the AUs that we visit. He is also the best healer I have encountered in the entire multiverse and his gentle nature makes him an excellent companion.” Ink answered. “Why he seems to think that Nightmare can be redeemed, I do not know. But his hope to find a cure for whatever happened to him - as well as his belief that Nightmare can be redeemed is what keeps him going. You take either of those things away from him and Dream will shatter.”

“Oh, please do elaborate on that.” XGaster responded with a small smirk playing on his face as the two of them started to walk.

Nightmare growled, his eye lights flashing in anger as he stepped closer to the bars of the cell he’d been forced into “If you dare touch Dream, I will rip you apart. You can only hold me here for so long. Dream may trust you for now, but I know him better than you ever will, you arrogant, soulless bastard. If he ever hears so much of a hint of what you’ve done in this world, he won’t ever trust you again… And Cross is with him in a place where you can’t directly approach the both of them to keep Cross silent.” Despite his irritation, the fallen guardian was smirking a little. The truth would will out sooner or later - and there was no way that Ink would be able to keep Dream out of this AU - and the other would be drawn to his presence. He just needed to be patient.

Error started to thrash against the force field again, screaming obscenities until he suddenly went down hard, his eye sockets covered in errors - his whole body glitching out wildly. A loading bar popped up over the other’s prone body, ever so slowly inching towards full.

Gaster and Ink left the both of them, unconcerned. “With his magic suppressed, I suspect he’ll be rebooting for hours. Just after a reboot is when he’s most malleable.” Ink supplied, staring at the prone form of his long-time enemy.

XGaster nodded “Very well, let us continue speaking, while I show you what I have added since the last time this world was RESET.” The pair of them were silent until after they vanished out of Nightmare’s sight and hearing range.

[odderancyart]

Murdermallow

Swapfell AO3 Murdermallow is created by me and @kyuko-chan

Here you can find information about Murdermallow that did not make its way into the story Here you can find the original post, which includes art of Murdermallow and Razz

The sound of scrambling metal had woken him up. Sans was awake two seconds after hearing the noise, and sat straight in his bed, watching for any threats. After another five seconds, another scrambling was heard and he relaxed as he realized the sound came from outside their house. More specifically, from their backyard where they kept the trashcans. Sans repressed a yawn, and threw his legs over the bedside. Who was in their trashcans? He was quite sure there was no one in Snowdin desperate enough to eat trash; he had made sure of that, so that would mean that whoever it was looked for something else.

Sans quickly changed from pyjamas to leather trousers, leather jacket and his boots, scarf and gloves, and made his way toward the backside. When he left his room, he stopped for a moment, and listened. Papyrus wasn’t home yet, judging by the lack of noise.  He would have woken up from that; he was much more of a light sleeper than Sans. Sans groaned. That meant he’d have go drag Papyrus home from Muffet’s.

The metallic noises continued, reminding him of what he was doing. He continued downstairs, and outside through their backdoor. More racket. There was absolutely someone here. Sans scanned the area, watching for the perpetuator. He summoned a bone into his hand. His breathing was perfectly controlled, just like before a battle.

Therefore, he only twitched slightly as one of the trashcans fell over. Something white came into view, and there was loud growling. Sans blinked as he stared at the sight that met him. In the trashcans, a very big, very hairy, very dirty dog was glaring at him. A pet dog, even, so it wasn’t part of the Snowdin dog families.  The left ear was missing, obviously torn off in a battle a long time ago, and there were a few scars in his face. Otherwise the dog seemed fine. He was baring his teeth, growling at Sans.

This was… unexpected. He had thought to find a spy and instead it was a half-starved pet monster.

“NEVERTHELESS,” he commented at his own thoughts, dispelling the bone in his hand. “I CAN’T LET YOU STAY IN OUR TRASH. LOOK WHAT A MESS YOU’VE CAUSED.” He gestured toward everything that had fallen out of the cans, which he’d have to clean up. The dog backed up against the wall at his movements. Sans rolled his eyelights.

“CALM DOWN, I’M NOT GOING TO HURT YOU,” he said, but made his tone softer. The mutt obviously was terrified of him. “I WONDER HOW LONG YOU’VE BEEN HERE IN TOWN.”

Sans studied it. It was covered in dirt, but even then, it was kind of cute. And he had promised that he’d exterminate homelessness in Snowdin – and that included pets. The thing was obviously a ferocious warrior, too, if it had managed to survive this long on its own. He grinned.

“I THINK I’LL KEEP YOU.”

He waved his hand, and his eye flared purple. Ping. The dog’s soul was Blue. He kept growling as he floated him over. The dog snapped after his hand as he moved it toward it, but he quickly moved out of the way, putting it in the fur. Whoa. Soft. He scratched the neck, and the dog’s tail wagged once. Yet he didn’t stop staring at Sans for a second.

“YOU’RE POSITIVELY FILTHY.” Sans grimaced. A bath seemed to be in order. Not trusting that the dog wouldn’t try to run away, he kept the grip on his soul as they walked inside. In the bathroom they practically never used he began to fill up the tub. During all this, he didn’t move his hand from the dog, who seemed slightly more relaxed as he realized it didn’t hurt.

Sans didn’t hesitate for one second as soon as the tub was filled. He made sure it was a good temperature, and then immediately put the dog in it. The dog trashed, seemingly panicked, but couldn’t exactly move much with the fast grip Sans had on his soul. He took off his leather gloves and began to scrub it. The dog seemed to give up after a few minutes, accepting his administrations. It triggered a memory in Sans of bathing Papyrus when they were babybones. His little brother hated to bathe but always gave up at Sans’ insistence.

After ten minutes, he had to empty the tub and fill it with new water. An incredible amount of dirt fit in all that fur. By now the dog seemed to relax a bit beneath his hands, almost looking like it enjoyed it. Sans grinned. Perhaps he’d get to know someone who wouldn’t look like he’d suggested they would poison themselves as soon as he mentioned cleaning, like Papyrus and Alphys did.

After about an hour of cleaning, he decided the dog was clean. He blinked as he began to dry him with towels.

“HM. PERHAPS YOU’RE NOT A MUTT AFTER ALL. YOU MIGHT BE OF A FINE BREED. FITTING, AS YOU WILL BE THE PET OF THE MAGNIFICENT AND MALICIOUS SANS. YOU DO LOOK LIKE A MARSHMALLOW, THOUGH” he observed. Those sweet things Papyrus adored so. Ugh. Sweets were disgusting. He’d go to Grillby’s in Hotland for a burger before Muffet’s within a soulbeat. He smirked. “I THINK I KNOW THE PERFECT NAME FOR YOU.”

…

A couple hours later, he hadn’t stopped petting it for more than a few moments, and the dog had slowly begun to appreciate the closeness. He was wagging his tail as Sans’ scratched his ear when the door unlocked and Papyrus stumbled in.

Sans frowned at the condition his brother was in. Not the worst, but certainly not the best either. He was drunk, and his gaze was glassy. The dog began to growl as he noticed the other.

“SHHH,” Sans shushed and petted the head. Papyrus hardly seemed to notice them as he simply laid down in the couch and fell asleep within seconds. Sans rolled his eyelights as he put a blanket on top of him. What would his brother do without him?

He gently grabbed the dog’s soul, leading it upstairs. This time he happily followed, not seeming to worry. It was already morning, but a couple more hours’ sleep would be needed.

-

The next morning Sans was cooking breakfast as Papyrus stumbled into the kitchen. His brother had never needed much sleep, not even when completely shitfaced. The dog was eagerly eating the meat Sans had given it.

“i had a very weird dream tonight,” the taller yawned, seemingly still partly asleep. “there was a dog in the livi…” he trailed off, staring at the dog who now was staring at him. Sans grinned.

“I HAVE A DOG NOW,” he explained proudly. He walked up to the dog, and stroked its back to calm it down. It had gotten nervous again as the other showed up. “FOUND HIM IN THE TRASH YESTERDAY.”

Papyrus stared at him in disbelief for a few seconds, and then began to move his gaze between Sans and the dog that was about half its new owner’s size. Then he shrugged, apparently accepting that a dog would be living with them from now on, and sat down.

“does he have a name, m’lord?” he asked, instead of any of the thousand other questions he could think of. Sans grinned, and nodded.

“MURDERMALLOW.”

Papyrus blinked. Sans stared at him, expectantly.

“sans, that’s hardly a name-” he began, trailing off as Sans glared at him. The shorter’s face was filled with determination.

“MURDER. MALLOW.”

There were a few seconds of silence, interrupted only by Murdermallow’s eating, before Papyrus nodded, defeated. Sans smirked in triumph.

Murdermallow it was.

-

“THIS IS MURDERMALLOW,” Razz proudly introduced the dog to his counterpart. Red raised an eyebrow at the fuzzy ball of fur which reached Razz to the waist. Murdermallow ran up to him, sniffing curiously. He had gotten a lot more social lately. Then he licked Red’s hand.

“i guess this’s yer version o’ doomfanger,” Red shrugged, tentatively scratching the dog’s head. Murdermallow panted happily. Razz frowned.

“EXCUSE ME, MURDERMALLOW IS MUCH BETTER THAN THAT CAT. CATS ARE VILE BEINGS,” he exclaimed, offended. Red snorted out a laugh, peering at him almost playfully.

“don’ let boss hear ya say that.” He looked at the dog. “hey there, mally.”

Razz had been watching Murdermallow, but at that he snapped his head up, staring at Red in disbelief and annoyance. Slim laughed quietly from the couch where he was watching TV.

“NO.”

Red grinned, kneeling and looking the dog into the eyes.

“havin’ a good time, mally?”

“THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GIRL’S NAME,” Razz complained angrily. He wanted to hit something, but he was trying to get rid of his anger issues so he couldn’t. “HE’S A BOY.”

“does mally look like he cares?” Slim threw in his opinion from the other side of the room, making Razz twist around and stare at him in betrayal. The two lazybones chuckled at his expression. Murdermallow only woofed, without a care in the world. Razz sighed. No. Murdermallow didn’t seem to mind. Didn’t mean he didn’t.

Why use a nickname when Murdermallow was such a great name?

-

The air was cold as usual and the snow cracked under their boots as the brothers walked through Snowdin. Murdermallow walked next to them. The denizens of their small town stared at the dog, but quickly hurried out of the way of their lieutenant and Head and his brother.

Sans threw open the door to the Shop, nodding once in greeting to the married dogs owning the place. They quickly bowed their head in respect.

“WE NEED DOGFOOD,” he told them, and Dogamy hurriedly began to look for it. “AND EVERYTHING ELSE A DOG MIGHT NEED. MURDERMALLOW ONLY DESERVES THE BEST.”

The dogs gathered everything they wanted, and while they did that Sans kept a close eye on Murdermallow, making sure he didn’t get nervous from all the movement. He paid, and held up the new collar he had bought. Purple with black spikes. He grinned, and showed it off to Papyrus and Murdermallow.

“WHAT DO YOU THINK, BROTHER? ISN’T IT PERFECT?”

“sure thing, m’lord,” Papyrus replied. He didn’t sound like he cared. Sans threw him a glare before turning to the dog, who began to wag his tail as he got his owner’s attention.

“HE LIKES IT,” Sans said, almost defensively. “DON’T YOU, MURDERMALLOW?” He got a yip in reply, and the dog gasped happily as Sans put it on. He liked his owner’s gloved hand.

“(Excuse me?)” Dogaressa carefully began, seemingly unsure whether Sans would get angry she spoke without permission or not. Sans gave her a short nod, allowing her to continue. “(That’s a girl.)”

Sans stared at her for a few moments, before turning to Murdermallow. He – she – was being scratched on the stomach by Papyrus.

“OH…” he trailed off. “WELL, MURDERMALLOW STILL FITS.”

“’cause it’s not a name,” Papyrus chimed in his position on the floor. Sans’ sockets narrowed.

“SHUT UP.”

-

Sans yawned. It had been a long day. He petted Murdermallow’s head and motioned for her to follow him upstairs. Time for bed. Sometimes he cursed the fact that he needed so much sleep – Papyrus, the lazybones, just slept because he liked it, he didn’t even need it while Sans hated that he needed sleep – but it had gotten easier to get into bed since he took in Murdermallow.

Shrugging of his armour, Sans smiled as Murdermallow jumped up on the bed. In the beginning, he hadn’t allowed her on his bed – instead he had bought the fanciest, softest dog bed he had been able to find – but she was too adorable to say no to. He changed into pyjamas and crept beneath the blankets, and she quickly found her way there too. With Murdermallow next to him, he quickly fell asleep. It reminded him of those nights spent next to Papyrus when they were little.

Sans gasped awake as his breathing suddenly got restricted. He began to move into battle position, soul beating quickly, as he realized he couldn’t move. Panic made his breath hitch before he realized why that was. Murdermallow was lying onto him, and with how she weighed about three times as much as him, he didn’t have much of a choice but stay still. He struggled for a moment, trying to get free. She whimpered as he moved, appearing slightly worried, and he sighed, smiling slightly.

He couldn’t wake her.

Anyway, this wasn’t so bad. He could still breathe and it was warm and soft.

It appeared he would be stuck here for a while.

-

The brothers stared at Murdermallow. She was lying on the ground, lifeless. Sans’ soul was beating violently in panic. They’d just been on their way to Alphys, and she had just passed out. Sans turned toward his brother, silently asking if he had any idea what to do, but Papyrus’ sockets were just as wide as his own and expression just as panicked. Then, in sync, they let out shrieks and kneeled next to the dog, shaking her desperately.

After a while, Papyrus managed to get his phone up. It was a small miracle; his hands were shaking so much that he almost dropped it twice. Calling the first number in it he just yelled into the phone. Neither brother was sure it was anything understandable he was saying. After a moment, the line went dead. Whoever Papyrus had called had hung up.

Sans breathing was superficial as he tried to wake the dog. What if she died? What if she was dead already?

Then he let out another shriek as he suddenly drowned in ice-cold water. He flew to his feet, spitting and halfway to summoning a bone-attack. Then he blinked, realizing it was Undyne who was standing there. She was sweating from the heat and scowling.

“You absolute idiots,” she spat. “What are you doing? You’re going to get yourself killed. Didn’t even notice I came.”

Sans opened his mouth to defend himself, but closed it again. She was right. Papyrus just gaped.

“Also, dogs are very sensitive to noises, you know that, right? You’ll only make it worse for Mally.” She held up another bucket of water, throwing it on Murdermallow as Sans grimaced at the use of her nickname. As the dog got soaked she began to move again. “She’s overheated, you morons. What did you think would happen when you’re taking a dog with that much fur to Hotland?”

Oh. Sans had to fight the blush of embarrassment which wanted to get onto his cheeks. He was the Malicious Sans, he would not blush. Yet, he nodded dumbly as Undyne lectured them. He would normally not allow anyone to speak to him like that – except Alphys and the Queen of course – but now he was too stupefied and relieved to protest.

“Just get her back to a colder environment,” Undyne eventually said, taking up and shoving Murdermallow into Sans’ arms. He almost fell over at the unexpected weight, but managed to keep his balance. “I’ll call Alphys and tell her you won’t be coming over.”

“Thanks,” Sans mumbled, and the brother began the journey home.

Next time Alphys would have to come to Snowdin, no matter how much she hated the cold. He would not take Murdermallow back to Hotland ever again.

-

Murdermallow growled at the fish monsters in front of her. Tall Friend was lying on the ground, unresponsive. He wouldn’t even react when she liked his face. Normally he’d laugh when she did that, mostly because Best Friend didn’t like it. The fishes had hurt Tall Friend, made him bleed. Made him pass out. She bared her teeth at them. They weren’t allowed to hurt her Family.

The Short Fish laughed. It was not a nice laugh, like when Best Friend or Smoke Friend laughed together. Murdermallow snapped the air when they got closer. Not another step. They didn’t listen. Tall Friend let out a pained groan, but didn’t wake up. She glanced at him in worry.

Then the Fishes got too close. She lunged, burying her teeth into Tall Fish’s arm. It snapped – broken. Lizard Friend had taught her that. Lizard Friend had taught her lots. She growled again as the Tall Fish screamed in pain, and attacked.

…

Sans paced the living room, frantic in worry. Papyrus and Murdermallow should’ve been home an hour ago. They’d just gone to vaccinate Murdermallow at the Lab. Why weren’t they back yet? His soul beat loudly as he tried to reason with himself. They were fine. Just got distracted at Undyne’s – never mind the fact that the brothers always called each other if the schedule got changed.

There was a loud knocking on the door, and he jerked in surprise before taking a deep breath. Whoever it was couldn’t see him this scared. He forced himself to change the worry on his face to a frown and opened the door.

It was Snowball, one of the Rabbit guards. He had a stressed countenance.

“Lieutenant!” He quickly greeted with a salute before continuing. “It’s your brother. At the edge of town. He’s hurt.”

“WHAT?!” Sans swallowed, fighting to not show too much concern. “SHOW THE WAY, AND HURRY THE FUCK UP.”

Snowball nodded, and Sans didn’t even bother to lock the door before they began to run through Snowdin. At the edge of town, the border to Waterfall, Sans couldn’t help but let out a small, quiet cry of horror.

Papyrus was unconscious, half-lying on Murdermallow’s back. He was covered in marrow, and quiet whimpers were the only sign of him still being alive.

“BROTHER!” He ran up to them. Luckily the only ones there was the Rabbit Unit, and he trusted them more than any other in town. They kept all civilians away. Sans was sweating as he felt for a pulse, letting out a relieved breath as he found it. He ripped off Papyrus’ coat and shirt, only to be met by the sight of mutilated ribs. “SOMEONE GET UNDYNE HERE!” he ordered while grabbing his brother, putting all his healing magic in it.

Murdermallow stood completely still, almost frozen, during the entire time.

…

Sans leaned back against the dog as he tried to keep calm. There was still marrow in her fur, and normally he’d clean it away immediately, but he couldn’t. Not until he knew his baby brother would be okay. Murdermallow licked him.

“Thank you,” he whispered to her, wiping away a tear forcing its way into his socket despite his furious decision that he would not cry. She yipped quietly and licked his cheek. He didn’t even care about getting her spit in his face.

The door opened, and Undyne walked out. Sans sat straight, staring at her. He wasn’t breathing.

“He’ll be okay,” she promised, smiling in relief. Papyrus was her best friend, after all. “He’s sleeping. I think Mally saved his life.”

Sans let out a breath he hadn’t know he was holding, and flew to his feet. He hurried into his brother’s bedroom, Murdermallow at his heels. Papyrus was lying on the bed, and he was bandaged up and bruised.  Despite that, he was resting easily and seemed to no longer be in pain.

Sans sank down on the chair next to the bed, and Murdermallow jumped up in the bed, lying at Papyrus’ feet. Another, lonely tear dripped down his face.

“Thank the stars I kept you, Murdermallow,” was all he said, stroking Papyrus’ face softly.

-

Razz laughed maliciously as two of the rabbits squeaked in fear before scampering off, Murdermallow at their heels. Red joined in, staring after them with amusement in his eyelights.

“that oughta teach ‘em ta show some respect,” he wheezed out. “mally’s th’ best.”

“STOP WITH THAT INFERNAL NICKNAME,” Razz growled, but without any bite. He was grinning too widely for that. In the distance, Bluebell whimpered as the dog bit his ankles lightly. She wouldn’t hurt them, but Razz had found this was a great way to punish the unit for any disrespect or disobedience they displayed. Humiliating, but enough to make them unable to perform their duties afterwards, and not humiliating enough to make the residents of Snowdin loose respect for them. He smirked. “BUT I’M GLAD YOU’RE SAYING THAT, BECAUSE TOMORROW I’LL SEND HER OVER. SLIM AND UNDYNE ARE BUSY AT THE LAB AND ALPHYS AND I ARE MEETING WITH HER MAJESTY.”

Red groaned. He was the default babysitter for Murdermallow, ever since he practically renamed her. Slim joked and called him her ‘uncle’. Razz laughed again, more amused than cruel this time, and elbowed him lightly.

“YOU KNOW YOU LOVE HER,” he teased, and Red snorted. He gave the shorter a half-smile.

“guess i can’t deny that.” He shrugged.

“THEN IT’S DECIDED?”

“ya mean i had a choice?” Red faked shock, slapping his open hand over his chest and staring at Razz with wide sockets. Razz scowled, but there was laughter in his eyelights. Murdermallow returned to them, happily giving her owner a piece of the rabbit’s clothing. Razz ruffled her fur, and she licked their hands.

“GOOD GIRL.”

Parts of the dialogue is taken from mine and Kyuko's chat as we created this sweetheart. These lines are from her: "Murdermallow." "Sans, that's hardly a name..." "Murder. Mallow." - "Also, dogs are very sensitive to noises, you know that, right?" - "Does Mally look like he cares?" - "Oh... Well, Murdermallow still fits!" "Because it's not a name." "Shut up."

[randomnessunicorn-imagine]

While out on the town one day, the skelebrothers spot their crush walk into a public restroom. Then ten minutes later, their crush comes out of the restroom wearing a tuxedo and holding two ice cream comes. How do they react? (For the Underswap and Swapfell brothers please)

{ Oh, loool-!

I imagined Tuxedo KamenofSailor Moon while I was reading it X°D }

🍦 Stretch 🍦

Papyrus was going to Muffet’sbefore seeing you, and he did not expect to find his crush nearby, so it was agreat surprise to him. You seemed busy so he was not sure if he should haveapproached you or not, watching you from far away like the dream you were tohim. Then, you went into in that restroom, catching his curiosity. Papyrus gotcloser there, pretending he was doing his stuff because he did not want toappear like a creep. When you got out from the restroom, wearing that tuxedo,Papyrus held a laugh because it was something too funny. Especially if youhad that serious expression, he laughed lauder. For this reason, it was impossiblefor you not to notice him. Papyrus thought that you were going to eat two icecreams all alone. Wasn’t it too much for your stomach? He was not the right personto say something like it since his diet was not so healthy. Ah, you could eatall the ice creams you desired!

Papyrus asked you ifyou were going to a costume ball or if you were a kind of super-hero becausethis outfit was so fancy and refined. Was it the most elegant version ofSuperman? Ah, he started say jokes about your outfit so you gave to Papyrus an icecream so he could keep his mouth closed one time in his life.

🍧 Blueberry 🍧

Sans was busy doinghis job before he saw you, it was not planned to find you there so he was veryhappy. With his usual smile, Sans decided to approach you, but then you cameinto a restroom, he waited outside until you finished so he could speak withyou. A surprise to Sans seeing you in that tuxedo. How beautiful you were, hiseyes became sparkling stars. He ran to you, happily complimenting you withhis excited voice. You were holding two ice creams so Sans, in his pumpingheart, was hoping you would offered one of them to him.

You remembered to him aparticular character of an anime that he was watching with Undyne this lastperiod, there was a character dressed like you, and also a heroine with asailor dress. So he understood the truth. You were cosplaying Sailor Moon, he wasmore excited than before because he wanted to do the same thing. Before youcould actually offered the ice cream to him, Sans ran away because he gotsomething in his pretty mind. The day after, you will find him dressed asSailor Moon, with a pretty dress and a blonde wig with two odango on his head,imitating Sailor’s attacks and moves. Sans wants you to be his Milord now, andhe is too cute to be denied.

🍧 Blackberry 🍧

Sans found you by mistakewhile he was doing one of his business. Even if you were his crush, he was notso weird to stalking you like someone else. When he saw you there, he checked himself immediately, because his looking must be always perfect and impeccable, especiallyin front of his crush.

Before he couldapproach you, you entered in that restroom, so he stayed there wondering whatto do. Sans was not sure if he could have taken this possibility talking to youor running away because he did not know what to say, he was unprepared (infact, he was the kind of person who usually prepared his discourses speaking tothe mirror). Then, you appeared in frontof him, magically, so he did not have the time to ponder, anymore. And you werewearing that weird outfit, he did not understand the reason of it, so he lookedat you confused. It was an elegant suit, the one a person wore in a specialevent so Sans started to imagine the possible scenarios where you could wearit. Then, he came to a terrible conclusion. Were you going to marry someone?Was it a marriage costume? It was impossible! He could not believe it, and hedid not declare his sentiment to you. No, it must not be too late. You could seehis devastated expression so you asked to him if something was wrong, so yougave to him an ice cream, maybe it could have helped him to relax a littlemore. He questioned if you were going to marry somebody, so you laughed very hardbecause it was absurd! You had no marriage plan, you wore this tuxedo becauseyou liked it so much. He felt stupid but happy, so it was not too late.

The next days, youwill see Sans dressing the same outfit because he wants to match with you, andeveryone could think the two of you are a true pairing –without you know it-.

🍦 Rus 🍦

Papyrus was that kindof creep who followed you from distance, even if his intentions were notmalicious or evil. Knowing the bad place where he lived, he wanted to be sureyou were still safe and sound, it was the reason he pretended to be your shadow.Your mysterious saviour in the most difficult time.

We have to say that hehad already seen you dressed in that way, since he looked after you –without yourknowledge-, he knew everything he needed to know, and he thought you werereally fascinating in that outfit, it gave you a noble and sophisticated aura.

After some while, you wentinside that restroom to change your clothes. Then, he was surprised, wonderingwhy you were holding two ice creams. Where did you find them? Maybe that restroomwas also an ice-creams shop…? This time he was the one to be confused. Then,you were walking towards him, offering to him an ice cream. You said to Papyrusnot to follow you again, because you could take care of yourself alone. Papyruswas more shocked than before because you figured his behavior out but you were notangry at Papyrus, since you donated to him even an ice cream. Yes, he understoodyou were brave enough to handle this world and the ice cream was really delicious.

[askbittyerror]

Info Dump of Explanations

All right since as askbittyerror has gained ten followers, I’m gonna throw some info about the universe this takes place in at you. As a heads up, most of this stuff is my own ideas, but a few parts are inspired by the works of others. I honestly don’t remember what’s what, but if any of this feels familiar to you, that’d be why.

Okay, we’ll start off a big concept- how the multiverse functions overall.

Alright, so let’s use this as a basic visual representation of the multiverse. Let’s say universes are lily pads, floating in a pond. The pond supports the lily pads, gives them an area to exist in. This is like the void. The void is the area between universes, and helps keep them stable, basically so they don’t collapse in on themselves. But the void also serves another purpose. It is where all souls come from, and eventually return to upon dying. After death, souls pass through the void, and can get recycled into new bodies, stay in the void, or in some cases, be destroyed completely. Souls are born in the void as well, but it takes a long time, which is why souls are usually recycled into new bodies.

Now that that’s vaguely sorted, let’s move on to how the Ask Bitty!Error universe functions.

This universe is a sort of universal hub. Five AU’s coexist here, Undertale, Underswap, Underfell, and Swapfell specifically, all joining with the Bittybones AU.  Each AU has their own version of the underground, and upon exiting the mountain, they emerge into the Bittybones AU. So, there are four versions of everyone running around, as well as all the Bittybones. Yes, this does lead to havoc and confusion.

Now we shall focus on how this version of the Bittybones AU works.

There are of course, a fuckton of different types of bitties. There are the standard bitties made by @fucken-crybaby, those from @nsfwalphatalelioness, @Ammazolie bitties, and many, many more. Bitties kinda-sorta have rights in this AU. They are still considered pets, but cannot be bought and sold, only adopted. The adoption process isn’t super well regulated, so it can function like adopting a child would, or you might be able to just walk into a bitty center and adopt a bitty in 30 seconds flat. It really depends on where you adopt from. Bitty abuse is of course, illegal, and bitties must have a checkup every six months after adoption, both to check on their physical health, as well to see if there are any signs of abuse. The first checkup is extremely important, as it will determine whether or not you will be able to keep your bitty. You see, bitties have this ability to bond to their owner’s souls. This is called either a bitty bond or a buddy bond. This bond forms, unconsciously, when a bitty loves and trusts their owner a certain amount, and their owner reciprocates this feeling. In a healthy, and happy relationship, this process should take less than six months. If a bond is not formed before the first checkup, then either abuse is assumed, or the relationship just isn’t working out, and the bitty need a different kind of owner, or the owner needs a different kind of bitty. For bitties who have histories of abuse, are unusually hostile, or have other problems that make it difficult for them to bond to an owner, a six month extension is given if a bond has not formed by the first checkup. After that, if there is still no bond, the bitty will be removed from their owner’s care.

Each type of bitty is classified into different categories. Like how dogs are sorted for dog shows, herding, sporting, toy, etc. For bitties, there are Aggressive, Bossy, Energetic, Relaxed, Assistant, Doll, Non-Verbal, Animalistic, Companion/Therapy, and Unique. The Unique type consists of, you guessed it, unique bitties. Or in other words, bitties that there are only one of. For example, there is only one Error Bitty in this AU. There are Error Bitty adoptables available for you guys, but those are not canon to the story.

Aaaaand, that’s all I can think of right now. I’m working on another ask at the moment, and the next part of the plot is in progress. So, stuff with actual pictures should be up soon!

[crushingonrazz]

Roommate Bros One-Shot

Rating: Mature

UL!Sans & UF!Papyrus (also background Magenta)

W: sex addiction and loneliness/depression

Roommate Bros is a fic that I co-wrote with the amazing @queenofbiscuits​ over on Ao3! It was an amazing project that we both had a ton of fun working on! I don’t feel comfortable posting up the whole thing, since I wasn’t the only one that wrote it, but I would still love it if you guys would go check it out in full!

Below the cut, I’ve added my personal favorite chapter from RB, a one-shot that I wrote to delve into Lust’s character so I think it’s okay? (Fresh if you don’t want this on mine let me know, I can take it down). Consider it a teaser trailer for if you click that link up there lol. This won’t be the only RB thing I ever post since there’s a chapter in COSOS as well, but I just wanted to post this! Enjoy!

The first time Lust met one of his alternates, he got slapped across the face.

Looking back, it wasn't particularly surprising, but at the time, he remembered being extremely confused. He had found himself, along with his brother, tossed through the void and into a world where the native version of himself wore a comfortable blue hoodie and made a habit of leaning against the nearest wall in a tired sort of way that automatically made Lust offer to help him fall asleep. Comic, as he was later dubbed, had gawked at him for a long moment, then reached out and delivered a stinging smack that left Lust reeling with the unexpectedness of it. He'd just been being nice, and it wasn't like he wasn't always down to help if it included that.

Before too long, though, he was educated, through a few more slaps and a lot of yelling on the part of the SwapFell brothers. This world, and the majority of the worlds in the multiverse, didn’t exactly have the same views on sex as his world did.

Lust wasn't sure exactly what caused it, but he remembered the moment when it finally clicked for him that his access to the activity would be much decreased. His panic attack had come seemingly out of nowhere, and his brother had been extremely concerned. The soft turtleneck sweater Pink had been wearing seemed to grate against Lust’s bones, seeming to mock him with the modesty of it, and it just drove him further into his own mind.

He needed sex. Sex was...His method of coping. He would get lost inside himself, hating the world and his place in it, unable to function unless he'd been fucked until he couldn't think any more.

He didn't know why all of the others seemed to think they were so much better than he was. He'd been drinking with Comic, and he was pretty sure that there was nothing sadder than when he got going. He'd seen Red work his way through eight packs of cigarettes in a single afternoon, and even if Blue was too naive to realize that Italian seasoning wasn't usually kept in plastic bags, everyone else knew what Stretch got up to when his mind got the best of him.

So where the fuck did they get off judging him for his coping mechanisms? At least he could remember what he'd done the next morning.

Even once they got to the surface, things barely got easier. There were more people, sure, but sex with humans didn't feel nearly as satisfying as it did with other monsters. There was a lack of connection, almost no involvement of souls. It distracted him and fulfilled his need for physical affection, sure, but it just didn't...fill him. At least...not in the way he’d grown to crave so desperately.

Even as the empty hole inside him grew deeper, his brother seemed to get happier and happier. He’d never had the same problems as Lust, his had been a different kind of loneliness. Before too long, he found himself showered in kisses and affection and attention without needing to use his usual methods, courtesy of Lust’s alternate from UnderFell.

Things really seemed to reach their lowest point when the two announced their engagement. Lust was happy for his brother, he really was! In fact, he was ecstatic!

Right up until he realized that this meant he would be left to live alone in his house.

The thought terrified him. The house, which had previously felt almost too small for his normal tastes, now seemed infinitely too big and empty, what with Pink having left to live in the Fell brothers’ home until such a time as the two could find their own space. He dreaded the wedding, having to resist begging his brother to not leave him so permanently or to not get married. But the day came, and Lust found himself going through the motions of congratulations almost as though he was watching it all through someone else’s eyes, holding back tears and the urge to go find someone to lose himself in.

“You seem absolutely overjoyed to be here.”

The voice was unexpected, and Lust jolted suddenly, glancing up at the speaker. The wedding was over, but they were in the midst of the reception, and Lust had found a table in the back to sit and pretend this wasn't happening, to pretend that he wouldn’t have to go back to an empty house at the end of the night and know for a fact that his brother was never coming back.

Red's brother stood in front of him. They'd spoken a few times before, settling details and setting up dates for different meetings and events. As their brothers’ best men, they'd been forced to interact many times, actually, despite the other's apparent distaste for him. Lust couldnt understand why the other seemed to take such great delight in being an asshole, he got on with Pink almost too well.

When Lust didn't respond, Fell continued, sitting at the table and propping his feet up on the chair that stood between them. “Seriously, if I didn't know any better, I’d think you were at a funeral.”

Lust grimaced at him and sipped at his drink, electing not to respond. The other rolled his eyes and joined him in his silence. Despite the almost prickly air that surrounded him, Lust found himself relaxing slightly. He'd been craving the proximity of another monster but none of these assholes seemed to be willing to get within ten feet of him, as though they were afraid he'd try to fuck them right there in the middle of his brother's wedding.

Screw them. He'd have at least been polite enough to meet them in the bathroom. He wasn't a fucking animal.

There was an uncomfortable silence between them, broken only by the laughter of the other partygoers, before Fell spoke again. “May I be honest with you for a moment?”

Lust spared him a withering look, then nodded slightly. Why the fuck not.

“I share the sentiment.”

Lust turned to look at him fully, surprised. Fell had seemed almost as invested in this wedding as their brothers.

Fell saw the look and shrugged. “Don't get me wrong, I approve the union. I don't think I've ever seen Red as happy as he is when he's with your brother. Pink...allows him to be more open with himself. And with me.” He paused for a long moment, picking at his sleeves and looking away. “But there is something lonely about having your brother be so completely tied to another person when it's only been the two of us for so long.”

Lust studied him carefully. Fell had hit on a large portion of his own problem, an immense percentage of the reason Lust was finding himself to be so incredibly...unwilling to let his brother go.

“You aren't even alone,” Lust found himself saying before he could really think about it. “You still have Red. Pink...he left me.” He decided to blame the drink and the exhaustion and the overwhelming emotions for his honesty, waiting for the other’s answer.

Fell snorted. “Do you truly think that my brother is any more present in my life than he is in yours?”

Fair enough. Pink and Red did tend to be a bit...involved in one another.

Lust felt his mouth moving, and words coming out of their own accord before he could stop them. “Do you get sorta lonely sometimes?”

Fell snorted slightly, but he looked thoughtful. “Yes, I do. But so do most people.”

Lust shook his head. “That’s not what I mean. It’s more...do you ever feel like you need to be around people? Like if you don’t, you’ll fall apart?” His voice broke on the last word, and he withdrew from the other slightly, his cheeks flushing in shame at letting the other see such a hidden part of him.

Fell turned and met his eyes. Lust was prepared for judgement, for the other to burst into laughter and call him a whore, but he received none of it. Instead, Fell just shook his head. “No...I have quite the opposite problem, actually. I get too much of people, and I want them to leave me alone. There are very few people I can stand to exchange more than a couple of words with.”

“Our brothers?”

Fell nodded, then shrugged. “And you, I suppose, though you are…” he smirked slightly, and Lust raised one brow in response. “...irritating, at times. There is no need to be offended, however. Most people tend to be.”

Lust just rolled his eyes, but there was a smile playing around the corners of his mouth. He sipped at his drink, rolling the liquid around in his mouth for a moment as an idea occurred to him.

Fell made to stand up, and Lust’s eyes snapped up before he suddenly reached out and grabbed onto his wrist, surprised by the panic that was accompanying the thought of seeing him go.

“Hang on, just...wait a second. I have a question.”

Fell sighed heavily and sat back down, looking at him questioningly.

Lust took a deep breath, and plowed on, pushing down the thoughts that he was being an idiot, of course the other wasn’t going to say yes.

“Do you think you could stand me enough to live with me? Because I have an extra room in my house now and I wouldn’t keep you awake at all hours having loud sex.” He winked. "At least, not most nights."

Fell laughed slightly, then seemed to realize that Lust was serious, and sobered. “Wait, really? You want to live with me? You must be more lonely than I thought.”

Lust shrugged, not about to argue with that.

Fell regarded him silently for a moment, then nodded thoughtfully for a moment. “Yeah, okay. At this point anything would be better than whatever these idiots’ honeymoon is going to entail.” He looked down slightly, then back up at Lust’s face. “You have my contact details, correct? Call me tomorrow morning sometime and we can discuss this further.” And with that, he stood up and walked away, leaving Lust to sit alone at the table.

It was only after he got into his car to go home that Lust realized that his parting congratulations to the happy couple had been more sincere than any he had given them before.

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[angelia-dark]

It Takes One To Know One

Another commission piece by someone who wishes to remain anonymous, but gave me the go-ahead to post this here!  I hope you enjoy it!

The Request:  A friendship fic with Underswap Sans (Blue) feeling like people--especially his brother--treats him like a child, and Swapfell Papyrus (Slim) encouraging him and giving him some support.

(This fic has my version of Swapfell from my Swapfell Script series, with a nod to my fic Despite Everything, It’s Still You’s Underswap, where Blue is still the big brother, but suffered from brain damage in the same accident that crippled Stretch’s HP.)

Word Count:  2288

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Out of all the things for Blue to see on his way out the door for his afternoon training with Alphys, another pair of Skeleton brothers didn't even crack the top ten on his list of The Least Likely Things To See.

But lo and behold there was; and if Blue was being honest, he would have thought it was himself and his brother at first glance.  The other him grabbing him by the collar and demanding to see where 'the machine' was told him otherwise. Lucky for all parties involved, his brother rushed in to separate them, and his brother's doppleganger put a silent hand on other-Sans's armored shoulder, wordlessly conveying a truce should be called.

It was then without any marrow being shed that the other-brothers were invited into the house—mostly to prevent any awkward questions from being asked—and Blue got a really good look at them.

The other-Papyrus could have passed for his own brother at first glance, but Blue could see that this Papyrus was a smidge taller, slightly broader, and wore a worn hooded jacket with threadbare sleeves and a singed fur lining.  The most jarring difference, though, was that his natural left canine tooth was gone and instead replaced with a sharp gold one, filling in a maxilla crack that led all the way up to his left eye socket.  On an otherwise-passive face, it looked downright brutal.

HIS own doppelganger on the other hand...THAT Sans was dressed on more professional-looking armored pieces and more severe-looking boots and gloves.  The tips of the gloves were clawed and the boots had a high, sharp heel that looked almost painful to look at.  Like the other Papyrus, his Sans also had a scar that began at the upper edge of his left eye socket and cracked upward almost like a lightning bolt.  His eyelights were a darker cerulean blue and his teeth were all sharpened to points, making him look as vicious as he probably truly was.

The other Papyrus—whom Blue's own brother affectionately nicknamed Slim for his build, apparently—remained mostly silent as the darker Sans began speaking and requesting assistance in returning to their own universe, something that didn't seem to faze Papyrus all that much although Blue was internally reeling at that particular possibility.

Not that he didn't think it WASN'T a possibility, no; back a long time ago, he had studied the multiverse theory himself, though be could no longer comprehend what he had studied EXACTLY, but it was a memory that came up nonetheless.  

So these two were himself and Papyrus...just from another universe.  It made sense, in some way. Slim looked pretty laid-back and calm considering being displaced in another universe, at least, and the other Sans was quite loud and straight-forward.  Much like himself, Blue thought almost fondly, feeling himself relax a little.

Papyrus took it all in, nodding to himself as he fished out a cigarette and lit it up, letting it burn as he listened to the other Sans speak; apparently the other brothers had collaborated in building a machine that was supposed to travel through time, but tore an opening into space instead, leading them to other universes where the people were the same, but situations played out differently.  They had been universe-hopping before the 'veil' between universes had closed behind them before they could get back, possibly a mild malfunction.

“Being honest, this universe is the closest resembling our own,” the other Sans said, crossing his arms.  “As far as roles and situations, anyway.  But it's still vastly different.”  He glanced at Blue's direction. “...obviously.”

“Eyes over here, buddy,” Papyrus said, his teeth clenching into his cigarette slightly.  “I've heard a couple of things about your universe...not all of it is good.  So keep your....SITUATION to yourselves, capiche?”

Blue frowned, glancing between his brother and the other two, wondering just what it was that the SITUATION referred to.  He opened his mouth to ask, but Papyrus beat him to the first word.  

“You can stay here while we figure this out,” he said, “but you've gotta stick around HERE.  Can't have you runnin' around and causin' trouble.”

“Give us SOME credit, fool,” the other Sans griped.  “We just need to return home as soon as possible.”  He grumbled.  “And I thought having to stay with that OTHER universe was hell.”

The other Papyrus—Slim—gave his brother an amused look.  “...I rather liked the other Papyrus there,” he put in.  “Such potential.”

“Wasted under a lazy has-been elder brother!” his brother replied before standing up.  “I'm not wasting a whole week here.  Tell us where your machine is.”

“In th' basement,” Papyrus replied, grinding out his cigarette.  “Kinda out of order right now, though, I'm workin' out a few kinks.”

“.....you've got to be fucking kidding me.”

“Language.”

“I'll give you language, you goddamn—“

“Sans, maybe you should stay with Alphys for a while.”

Blue sat up straighter, indignation swelling in his rib cage.  “What?  Why?”  He really didn't like how it came out as a near-whine, but he felt it was justified in this case.  

“Sans, just listen to me, alright?” Papyrus said, his tone firm.  

“Ugh, here we go again,” the other Sans griped, rolling his eyelights.  “Cue the overprotective brother and the ignorant little man-child—“

“I AM NOT A CHILD!”

The other three Skeletons actually jumped when Blue shouted in a bone-rattling baritone that displayed as much ire as his nonexistent eyelights.  Blue clenched his hands tightly, his eye sockets dampening in anger.

“I am not a child, Paps!” Blue repeated, fighting back his tears.  “I don't NEED protecting!  I don't NEED to leave to 'let the adults talk'!  I AM AN ADULT!”

Papyrus visibly struggled for something to say to assuage his brother.  “Sans, c'mon, you know I didn't mean it like that, I just though—“

“JUST BECAUSE I HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE DOESN'T MEAN I'M IGNORANT OR STUPID!”  Blue shoved past his brother, running out of the house and slamming the door behind him and racing to the woods, finally letting his hot tears leak down his face.  He stumbled once and slowed his pace to avoid falling, leaning against a tree and wiping at his eye sockets.  

He HATED being a baby bones like this, always too emotional to be taken seriously.  How many times had his feelings been laughed at or scoffed upon just because of...

…..of......

Blue scrubbed at his skull, something he often did alone as to avoid any awkward subjects being brought up because of it.  Even now, he got to thinking maybe.....maybe if he scrubbed hard enough...what he lost would come back.

“....are you alright?”

Blue jumped, looking up sharply and seeing the other Papyrus—Slim—standing nearby, staring silently at him.  He wiped at his face, trying and failing to erase the evidence of his emotional outburst—not that he had much of a way of doing so.  He'd made such a fool of himself in front of these guests, how could he live this down?!

Slim seemed unbothered by Blue's fretting as he lazily tugged a pack of cigarettes from his jacket pocket and lit one up, leaning against a tree.  “...you don't need to sweat it,” he said quietly, his voice hitting a serious pitch that Blue couldn't help but pay attention to.  “...I totally get it.”

Blue frowned, rubbing his humerus. “...do you?” he asked bitterly.  “Do you really?  Because no one even ASKS how I feel half the time.”  He paused, wincing. “......I'm sorry, I didn't mean to take it out on you...”

Slim shrugged.  “Nah, don't be,” he replied.  “Like I said.  I get it.”  He took a slow drag of the cigarette, exhaling before summoning forth his soul.

Blue's hands flew to his mouth at the sight of the wretched thing; the original golden-orange hue was dull and stained with trauma and looked to have been torn to pieces, only being held together by cerulean-blue stitches.  He felt his own soul ache violently in empathy just from looking at it. “....what.....happened....?” he found himself asking.  Slim quietly put his soul away, his expression neutral, though his eyelights flickered.

“....nothing I'd burden to tell you,” he replied.  “...but enough that I'm not the same as I was before it happened.”  He gave Blue a serious but gentle look. “...you'd be surprised at how many people who used to hold me to high regard suddenly look at me with pity, like I'm unable to do anything anymore.  Not for lack of trying, though.”  He exhaled cigarette smoke, his eyelights dimming.  “But I know that struggle, other-brother.  I can see it in you...trying your best while struggling every step of the way.”

Blue rubbed his eye sockets. “....it's so hard...” he murmured, feeling his frame slump as though a thousand pounds had been placed upon him.  “...I....I was so SMART before...everyone says so!  But...”  He stared at his gloved hands, his fingers flexing.  “...but...I can't read numbers anymore...I can barely understand it when people TALK physics or numbers...”  He reached up, rubbing his temples.  “I...I mean, I can FEEL it in there, I KNOW it's there, but it's NOT...y'know...?”

Slim nodded, keeping the cigarette between his teeth and shoving his hands into his pockets.  “Yeah, I know,” he replied.  “...certain things put me down like a fallen Monster because of what happened.  And only m'L....only Sans can bring me out of it.  Make me function again.”  He sighed, exhaling smoke through his nasal cavity.  “...the worst part is knowing it's not gonna get better, an' living with what you DO have...what you CAN do.”

He took the spent cigarette butt out from between his teeth and snuffed the end out in the snow, shoving the remains in his pocket.  “...you can't help what people will think of you...but you CAN tell your support system how you feel, and let them help in ways that make you comfortable.  Sometimes convincing the ones who want to help the most is harder than convincing those who don't know anything.”

Blue wiped at his damp eye sockets again, nodding.  “....you're right,” he said, perking up a little.  “You're right.....I need to talk to my brother....I mean REALLY talk to him about it.  We've been skipping around what happened for years now...and it hasn't done either of us any good.”

“Nah,” Slim replied, pushing off from the tree and rolling his shoulders.  “It won't be that difficult.  Knowing my brother, he's probably grilling yours about proper open communication.  He's a real stickler for that.”  His smile brightened with fondness.  “M'Lord takes such good care of me...and those he feels are worthy of his time and care.”

Blue stood up straight, leading the way back to the main road into town.  “...quick question,” he said, “why do you call your brother 'm'Lord'?”

Slim just smiled, papping the top of Blue's skull.  “Maybe we'll tell ya later,” he replied.  “After you've established your rightful adult status to your brother.”

Blue huffed, but nodded.  “Fine, alright,” he said.  “Do you like tacos?”

“Depends, can you put barbecue sauce on 'em?”

“....you know what?  I think we can.”

It took some effort from all parties involved, but Stretch's machine came up running again, and half the day after was spent by the other Sans—whom Stretch had monikered as 'Blackberry' (“Like my bro, but a little more tart.”)—locating the proper coding for his own universe in order to get back home.  

Little talk was had about Blue's blow up, but it was established that he and Stretch did need to have a good long discussion between them at a later time.  Until that time, the two pairs of brothers were amicable at least to one another and worked together to make the situation less stressful than it had to be.

Finally, Black was done coding the machine and announced it was time to go home.

“I'll admit, it was a nicer visit than the one to that OTHER universe,” he half-groused to himself. “A multitude of universes to his knowledge and he still chooses to be a self-righteous prick—“

“He was acting in the interest of his brother, m'Lord,” Slim said.  “In any case, his Papyrus was much more kind and open-minded.”

Black huffed, putting in the final key.  “A waste of a good Papyrus,” he mumbled, glancing over at Blue.  “...at least this one isn't entirely hopeless.”  He straightened up, raising his voice.  “Be sure to keep this thing tuned up!” he barked.  “It would be unfortunate if it malfunctioned when you really need it.”

“We'll keep that in mind,” Stretch replied dryly.  Next to him, Blue gave the other brothers a bright smile.

“I hope you make it home okay!” he chirped.  “And don't hesitate to come visit!”

Black scoffed, but didn't look too put off by the idea; he DID have more than his fair share of tacos during his stay and Slim swore he saw his brother tuck a recipe note into his pocket yesterday.  “Right,” he replied, turning to his brother, his expression softening.  “Ready to go home?”

“Yes,” Slim replied, reaching down and curling his hand around his brother's, giving Blue a little wave before they both vanished into the machine.

Stretch and Blue stood there for a few moments after the transfer was complete, not knowing what really to say.  Finally, Stretch sighed and slipped his hands into his pockets.  “...wanna head upstairs for some coffee and a talk?” he asked cautiously.  Blue gave him a little smile, nodding.

“Sure,” he replied, walking side-by-side with his brother.  He knew it would be difficult to really say what he wanted to, but at the same time, he felt a whole lot better about what would come out of it.

[rifcringes]

If you don’t make a shitty microsoft paint version of them, is it really an OC?

Long story short my studying was very useful today

I was talking with Iloy about our au selves. We basically ended up determining that I am my Fell self. Because I am salty. and really cannot sink any further into this aesthetic. 

So......meet my Tale, Swap, and Swapfell selves. Used a squad meme base and paint because I can’t draw for shit

Also I chose Shyren as my swap because she’s my opposite and yet I feel kind of a shadow half to me. Like I’m not like her at all but there are parts of her deep inside me.

Tale Rif: Basically me, only somewhat less depressant, less salty, and with more tendencies towards anxiety, Likes good memes and healthy sleep schedules. Has her act together (mostly). Pretends to be chill. Doesn’t have a whole lot. Probably a vegan, tbh. Mom Friend (TM) . IF you’re wondering why she and my swap version have blonde hair....that’s my natural hair color, and I figured neither of them felt the call of the edge as strong as I did and so never dyed it. Is not a sinner, but is friends with many

Fell Rif: Yours truly. Salty af.  A lowkey sinner. Has no act together. Is actually p chill considering that her life is garbage. Likes fucking up her sleep schedule for no real reason and then complaining about it after. Weed Aunt (TM): wants you to do well but will also encourage you to do illegal shit. Would probably punch a child for ten dollars.

Swap Rif: Swapped with Shyren. Good voice, too shy to really live. She would explode if you complimented her, but is also attention dependent (do you see her problem). Withers and dies without headphones or people. Really likes nightcore and cute romcoms. She doesn’t actually need those glasses, they just hide her face. Thigh highs are my guys. Your Child (TM). But deals in really good sin.

Swapfell Rif: Shamelessly based on Heather Chandler. A BITCH. Would pay you ten dollars to let her punch a child. She lives and dies by her aesthetic. Pretends to be a sinner but really she’s just frantically urban dictionary-ing everything she finds online and then name dropping it. A good singer and wants you to know it. Doesn’t understand irony. Starts fights, does not finish them.

[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

Ten characters of your choosing meeting a bitty version of themselves?

Undertale Sans - Welp. Sans first makes Papyrus freak out by making him believe he's all tiny now. That's very effective as before Sans can do anything, his brother runs with his bitty self to Alphys' lab, who calls the entire Royal Family, who calls the entirety of the Royal Guard to see if any other monsters are affected. When Sans appears and says it was all a prank, there's a long silence, then everyone starts to scream at him as he's just cackling hysterically with his new Bitty. That's a pretty good day.

Undertale Papyrus - He has no idea how it happens but he's too attached anyway after two minutes to ask the bitty to leave. He's going to show off so hard to Undyne. I mean, that's pretty cool. He spends the rest of the day making tiny cool matching clothes for his bitty.

Underswap Sans - He's so happy he found someone who can match his energy, even if this person is just a tiny version of himself and that's very weird. They both go to run in the park and flex in front of Alphys to make her jealous that he has a tiny new cool buddy and not her. That ends up with Alphys kidnapping the bitty and Blue running after her through the entire town to get it back, while his bitty is riding on her head, screaming with excitement.

Underswap Papyrus - He's in awe. He pets his bitty head, unsure what to do with it, and then the bitty just flops in his hand purring for more, looking so happy. Honey is dead. He's never giving it back. The bitty got instantly adopted.

Underfell Sans - Urgh. He's so annoyed. The bitty won't stop following him everywhere, trying to attack him or bite his ankles. Red just wants to nap and keeps ignoring him until he has an idea. Doomfanger hates him. So there's a high chance she hates the bitty as well, and since he's so little, he should have peace forever. He opens the door of hell to his brother's cat. Doomfanger instantly jumps for his face, totally ignoring the bitty. Now Red is on the floor, the face clawed by the feline and the bitty biting his legs, screaming he's going to tear them off. Greaaaat.

Underfell Papyrus -

Both he and the bitty gasp, offended. There can obviously be only one version of themself, and the other is obviously an impostor. Now both of them are growling at each other for simply existing and they won't hesitate to attack each other if the other becomes a threat. Where it's funny is when Red walks in, and sees his brother growling like a wild animal at a tiny version of himself throwing tiny pathetic bones to his face. He takes a photo and leaves.

Horrortale Sans - He's scared. That's hilarious. Oak is hiding above the table, looking at the tiny bitty roaming around in fear. He doesn't know why he's scared. He could literally just walk on the thing and kill it. It just does. The bitty didn't even notice him, just climbing the furniture to eat on the dish Willow ended just a few minutes ago. Oak waits in safety for his brother to rescue him. He doesn't like it. He feels no man or animal, but that thing, it's scary.

Horrortale Papyrus - Willow was wondering for a while where all of his pickles went before he found this tiny version of himself, mouth full of pickles. Tiny Willow growled at him as he started to scowl him and insisted he should ask before borrowing his food. Tiny Willow doesn't break eye contact and slowly puts another pickle in his mouth. Willow gasps, offended.

Swapfell Sans - When Nox is coming home after he left his bitty with his brother, he found Rus crawling on the floor, crying like a baby. You thought Nox was judgemental, wait to meet the bitty version, so much worst than he is. He already traumatized Alphys and Toriel, that's enough! Nox decides to have a talk with him that ends with a deep introspection about how a coward he is for still working for the Queen despite all she did to him, somehow. Nox goes back into the living room and curls up next to his brother to cry.

Swapfell Papyrus - Both claimed to be the best pranker and now it's an eternal war of pranks. There are whoopee cushions everywhere, net traps, trapped sinks, showers and toilets... Nox is slowly losing his mind, falling for every one of them. Rus and his bitty never felt so accomplished before, they're ready to ruin everyone's day, neighbors, friends, family. They're bored and they're going to make it everyone's problem.

Fellswap Gold Sans - Oh god no, there are two of them now. That's pretty much everyone's reaction around them. Tiny Wine is maybe tiny, but he is still bossing everyone around, screaming with an even more high-pitched voice. It's insufferable. Wine never got so many attempted murders in one day. Everyone wants to end him and his damn bitty. Wine thinks it's very entertaining.

Fellswap Gold Papyrus - Cuddle buddy! Coffee is a bit frustrated his bitty is all tiny, but at least he loves hugs as much as he does. They spend the day in bed, cuddling each other happily until Wine, worry he had not seen him during the day comes to check if he's not dead. Coffee tried to drag him in the cuddle session, but like usual, Wine said he has too much work, so he pouted the rest of the day with his bitty, locked in his room.